Short Description:

Welcome [EMPLOYEE] to your new job protecting Deep Sea Cables from creatures of the deep. We're not liable for loss of limbs, sanity, or life while on the job. Don't forget to keep your desk clean and your eyes on those cameras!

Full Description:

Here's what Deep Sea Cable Management taught me about B2B sales:

Time Managment

While on the job it's important to maintain your equipment. If any of those cameras break or get dirty then you can't perfom to the best of your abilities! Make sure to pick the right time to perform repairs though as something might be creeping up on you without you even knowing it. 

Diversification of Skills

In todays fast paced environment you have to be up to the task of taking on multiple roles if you want to get ahead and face any challenge that life throws at you.

Observation

A keen eye and attention to detail is needed to pick up on the slightest of changes in your environment. If you aren't paying attention, then I'm not paying you! So watch those cameras for any problems and ward them away with your trusty flares or soon you'll find yourself without a job ŏ̷̡r̵̦͝ ̸͚̾y̸̼̑o̶̥͋u̷̞͆r̶̰̃ ̷̨̄l̸̠̊i̴̯͝f̸̣̀e̸͚͂ !